OPEN LETTERS TO GEORGE W. BUSH
Letters to W from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones

Belacqua's Dictionary


Bullshit: The fertilizer of economic growth

Church: Where people go to hide from God

Election: The conformation of a conclusion already agreed upon

Humanity: Folks like us

Neocon: A Pollyanna with PMS

Pain: An abused child's security blanket

Paranoia: America's security blanket

The Pentagon: A sheltered workshop for arrested adolescents

Piety: What results when the ego farts and the soul thinks the breath of the spirit is upon it

Slave: A man behind the wheel of his BMW with an iPod in his ear who thinks he is a rebel

 

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